- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Poker? I barely even know her.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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