there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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