- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A Fat Kenyan

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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