- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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