- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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