- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

whats my name? Matt

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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