- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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