A man walks into a bar

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Knock, Knock Who's There

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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