knock knock!? . . No.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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