- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.