- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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