What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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You all have Aids

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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canadians

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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