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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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