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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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