- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Guest what? Dog

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why was the man sad? His wife left

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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