Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Smelly Indians.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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