- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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