- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pianos.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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