- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What comes after 69? 70

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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