- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family