- Anti Joke

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.