- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

they're dead. idiot.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Hail Hitler

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

I put my baby in a microwave.

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