- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Neil is a reterd.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

YOLO You only like Oreos

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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