What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Okay.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

YEAH THEY DO!

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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