- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

ask me if i am a tree. no.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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