There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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penis. nuff said.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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