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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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