one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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