Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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