Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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