- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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