- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I walk into a bar...

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

q ggggggggggggggggg

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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