The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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