Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Invisible Children Foundation.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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