- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

A black student graduated High School

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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