- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

scientology.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

jd and zach loves vigina

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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