- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

The Labour Party.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

You were born.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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