Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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