What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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