- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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