A man walks into a bar

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Your Mom

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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