- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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