Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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