Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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