- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

what's the difference between a duck?

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Sex education in Texas.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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