Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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