There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

what's the difference between a duck?

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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