- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What comes after 69? 70

Yo mama so fat.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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