- Anti Joke

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"