Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

poop.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

WNBA

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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